I Heart Guts Rectum Keychain – Bringing Up The Rear – 2 Engraved Enamel Metal Keychain


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  • I Heart Guts puts a smile on your face and smarts in your brain.
  • Zinc alloy with soft enamel, rectum measures 2″ x 1.6″.
  • Engraved back of keychain and display read: “Rectum: Bringing Up The Rear”
  • Fascinating rectal facts grace the back of the cardboard display.
  • It’s okay to be anal — especially when it comes to your keys!

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It’s okay to be anal — especially when it comes to your keys! Never lose your keys again with this rectum keychain. The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto. Strong muscles push the poop out of the rectum and through the anus and, if you’re lucky, into the toilet! Soft enamel keychain measures 2″ x 1.6″, engraved with “Rectum: Bringing Up The Rear” on reverse. Cardboard backing describes the humble — yet vital — workings of your amazing rectum. Designed in the US, made in China. I Heart Guts happy organs put a smile on your face and smarts in your brain! Our adorable organs make the perfect gift for everything from a broken heart to a tummy ache. Get your feet wet in anatomy or bone up on your physiology with our nerdy plush toys! I Heart Guts is the brainchild of an anatomically obsessed illustrator who loves internal organs and all they do. Founded in 2005, our bare-bones family operation strives to offer plush organs with love, style and geeky puns. I Heart Guts plush organs were named Best of Toy Fair by Popular Science magazine in 2014

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